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this is the greatest set ever
(Source: risarodil, via hannibalshmannibal)
when will we stop letting slips of paper like money and yugioh cards define our lives
(via nippled)
Rebloggable by request: The ‘Condom Ask’
I also agree: run.
(via canfy)
I
I DONT GET IT SOMEONE EXPLAIN
i understand
THEN FUCKIBG TELL ME
I under stand
(via hannibalshmannibal)
if i was your boyfriend id never let you go. id sew myself onto your body. we are permanently bonded.
(via hannibalshmannibal)
Thor does not find it amusing when Rapunzel and Flynn hide in his hair.
(via breast-milk-cheese)
fuck I want this
THEY’RE FRENCH FRY BODY PILLOWS YOU CAN PRETEND ITS A BOY BUT ITS FOOD AND THAT SUMS UP MY ENTIRE LIFE
My mom suggested ketchup packet pillows…
you could have some epic Jedi battles with those
(Source: hapsical, via laughcentre)
“hey baby i got us a bottle of wine” you say. the baby stares back at you confused. why are you giving a baby alcohol. you are disgusting
(via laughcentre)