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earthnation:

when will we stop letting slips of paper like money and yugioh cards define our lives

(via nippled)

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21 hours ago
deducecanoe:

myflawedfairytale:

Rebloggable by request: The ‘Condom Ask’

I also agree: run. 

deducecanoe:

myflawedfairytale:

Rebloggable by request: The ‘Condom Ask’

I also agree: run. 

(via canfy)

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Posted
1 day ago

hohokev:

why is donkey kong not a donkey

(via melissavuu)

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Posted
1 day ago

mister-illmakeamanoutofyou:

allmonds:

sluttyoliveoil:

allmonds:

stand:

I

I DONT GET IT SOMEONE EXPLAIN

i understand

THEN FUCKIBG TELL ME

I under stand

(via hannibalshmannibal)

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Posted
1 day ago

ven0moth:

if i was your boyfriend id never let you go. id sew myself onto your body. we are permanently bonded.

(via hannibalshmannibal)

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Posted
1 day ago
sane-as-a-starkid:


Thor does not find it amusing when Rapunzel and Flynn hide in his hair.

sane-as-a-starkid:

Thor does not find it amusing when Rapunzel and Flynn hide in his hair.

(via breast-milk-cheese)

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Posted
1 day ago
danglingthpider:

cclarissaa:

ungracefullys:

frails:

fuck I want this

THEY’RE FRENCH FRY BODY PILLOWS YOU CAN PRETEND ITS A BOY BUT ITS FOOD AND THAT SUMS UP MY ENTIRE LIFE

My mom suggested ketchup packet pillows…

you could have some epic Jedi battles with those

danglingthpider:

cclarissaa:

ungracefullys:

frails:

fuck I want this

THEY’RE FRENCH FRY BODY PILLOWS YOU CAN PRETEND ITS A BOY BUT ITS FOOD AND THAT SUMS UP MY ENTIRE LIFE

My mom suggested ketchup packet pillows…

you could have some epic Jedi battles with those

(Source: hapsical, via laughcentre)

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Posted
1 day ago

bigstupidbaby:

bigstupidbaby:

“hey baby i got us a bottle of wine” you say. the baby stares back at you confused. why are you giving a baby alcohol. you are disgusting

(via laughcentre)

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Posted
2 days ago